Too NERDY for cool people, not nerdy enough for FANBOY'S!
Musings that usually celebrate the absurd things related to Comic Books.
ARTICLES
WTF!? Platinum Studios is in debt $20 Million bucks!
- Crappy direct to video movie reviews: TRANSMORPHERS, S.I.C.K. (SERIAL INSANE CLOWN KILLER), AND SCARECROW!
- The perfect cure for the blues, Marvel's GI Joe series. Specifically The Cobra Civil War!
- A TRIBUTE to HAWKMAN, Chuck Norris with wings.
- WEIRD WAR TALES: The best Nazi gorilla comic book there ever was!
- AK COMICS. Aya: Princess of Darkness and Jalila: Protector of all Faiths. Middle Eastern superheroes teaching us social tolerance with big boobs!
Platinum Studios Sucks! My whole sordid ordeal as a paid professional at the worst comic book company in history!
Q: Who the hell are you?:
A: I'm Mike Strang! Some grand moron from Massachusetts.
Q: Am I just another reviewer who trashes comics and creators because he's jealous and wishes he was a real comic book writer?
A: Yes! But unlike many other angry bloggers I actually have worked in a small capacity professionally as a writer before. It was a total disaster that gave me the insight to how bad comic books get made. Too many cooks in the kitchen.
Q: Why does this site look so crappy?
A: It's my first try. It'll get better.
Q: Wanna give me a shout out or send me free stuff?
A: Email me at Strangemachinecomics01@yahoo.com
UNDER CONSTRUCTION!
The Comic Book Babe of the month.
Half the fun of reading comics is the
scantilly clad babes that grace their
pages....
MONTHS
- October - Sue Storm/The Invisible Woman. A
girl you have no shot with because she'll never
settle for anything less than Fantastic!
- September - Hot chick with an a-hole for a
boyfriend, HARLEY QUINN!
- August - Stephanie Brown aka The Spoiler,
aka Robin IV aka Afterschool Special-Girl
- July: Supergirl - A hero for teenage girls or
horny geeks?
- June: Cute mental chick Megan from Oni
Press's Local.
- May: Some chick at a comic-con dressed
like Wonder Woman!
