Too NERDY for cool people, not nerdy enough for FANBOY'S!





Musings that usually celebrate the absurd things related to Comic Books. 
 
                              ARTICLES

WTF!? Platinum Studios is in debt $20 Million bucks!

- Crappy direct to video movie reviews: TRANSMORPHERS, S.I.C.K. (SERIAL INSANE CLOWN KILLER), AND SCARECROW!

- A bitchin' homemade video of Batman food shopping from Youtube.

- The perfect cure for the blues, Marvel's GI Joe series. Specifically The Cobra Civil War!

- A TRIBUTE to HAWKMAN,  Chuck Norris with wings.

- WEIRD WAR TALES: The best Nazi gorilla comic book there ever was!

- AK COMICS. Aya: Princess of Darkness and Jalila: Protector of all Faiths. Middle Eastern superheroes teaching us social tolerance with big boobs!

- Blasphemer! I Don't care what they say, WATCHMEN is still for nerds!

                ARCHIVES

Platinum Studios Sucks! My whole sordid ordeal as a paid professional at the worst comic book company in history!



                       

Q: Who the hell are you?:

A: I'm Mike Strang! Some grand moron from Massachusetts.

Q: Am I just another reviewer who trashes comics and creators because he's jealous and wishes he was a real comic book writer?  

A: Yes! But unlike many other angry bloggers I actually have worked in a small capacity professionally as a writer before. It was a total disaster that gave me the insight to how bad comic books get made. Too many cooks in the kitchen.

Q: Why does this site look so crappy?

A: It's my first try. It'll get better.

Q: Wanna give me a shout out or send me free stuff? 


A: Email me at Strangemachinecomics01@yahoo.com          


 
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